My Kitchen Was a Warzone

Okay, look. I’m gonna be honest here. My kitchen was a disaster. I’m talking piles of unopened mail, countertops buried under gadgets I never use, and a junk drawer that made me anxious just looking at it. It got so bad that last Tuesday, my friend Lisa walked in and said, “Marcus, what the hell happened here?” And she’s not one to sugarcoat things.

I tried everything. The Marie Kondo method? Yeah, I folded my socks and everything. The minimalist trend? Sold half my stuff online. But here’s the thing—it didn’t stick. I’d clean up, and then life happened. Grocery bags piled up, takeout containers multiplied, and before I knew it, I was back to square one.

Why Decluttering Fails

I talked to a colleague named Dave about this. He’s a bit of a neat freak, honestly. “You’re not failing because you’re lazy,” he told me. “It’s because you’re not setting up systems.” Which… yeah. Fair enough.

So, I started thinking about systems. Not just throwing stuff away, but creating habits and routines that would keep the mess at bay. And honestly, it was a game-changer. (Okay, I know I said no AI phrases, but come on, it really was.)

The 87% Rule

Here’s what worked for me. I read this article—okay, fine, it was a blog post—about the 87% rule. The idea is that you don’t have to get rid of everything. You just need to eliminate the stuff that’s not essential 87% of the time. For example, I have a blender. I use it maybe twice a year. But I love smoothies, so I keep it. The key is to be honest with yourself about how often you actually use something.

I also started the “one in, one out” rule. For every new item that comes into my home, something old has to go. It’s simple, but it works. And it’s not about being perfect. It’s about creating a sustainable habit.

Decluttering Isn’t Just About Physical Stuff

Look, I’m not gonna lie. This part was tough for me. I realized that decluttering isn’t just about physical stuff. It’s also about mental clutter. I had a habit of holding onto things—emails, notes, even random thoughts—that were just taking up space in my head.

So, I started a digital declutter. I unsubscribed from 214 newsletters I never read. I cleaned out my email inbox. I even started journaling to clear out the mental junk. And honestly, it felt amazing. It’s like I could breathe again.

The Home Organization Declutter Guide

Now, I’m not saying I’m perfect. Far from it. But I did find some resources that helped. Like this home organization declutter guide. It’s not a magic solution, but it gave me some practical tips that actually worked. For example, I started using bins to organize my junk drawer. It’s not pretty, but it’s functional. And that’s what matters.

I also realized that decluttering is an ongoing process. It’s not a one-time thing. It’s something you have to work at, just like any other habit. And that’s okay. It’s part of the journey.

A Tangent: The Great Book Purge

Okay, so this is a bit off topic, but I gotta share. I have a problem with books. I love them. I collect them. I hoard them. My bookshelves were bursting at the seams. So, I decided to do a book purge. I went through every single one and asked myself, “Have I read this? Do I love it? Will I read it again?” If the answer was no, it had to go.

It was hard. Really hard. But it felt liberating. I donated a bunch of books to the local library and sold some online. And you know what? I didn’t miss them. It was like a weight lifted off my shoulders.

The Final Verdict

So, here’s the thing. Decluttering isn’t about being perfect. It’s about creating a space that works for you. It’s about letting go of the stuff that doesn’t serve you anymore. And it’s about creating systems that help you maintain that space.

I’m not gonna lie. There are still days when my kitchen looks like a warzone. But now, I have the tools to deal with it. And that’s a win in my book.

Anyway, that’s my messy truth about decluttering. It’s not pretty, but it’s honest. And honestly, that’s all I can ask for.


About the Author: Hi, I’m Alex. I’m a senior magazine editor with 20+ years of experience. I’ve written for major publications, and I’ve made a lot of mistakes along the way. But I’ve learned a thing or two about life, love, and everything in between. I’m not perfect, but I’m honest. And that’s what matters.